May 2012
72 posts
MY OWN MOTHER CALLED ME FAT.
She decided to tell all my relatives that I have a fat bottom. WTF, MOTHER. WHY. UGH. THEY HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN ME. They probably think I’m obese.
If I ever have/get a child or any other living thing, I want to name it Fatima regardless of gender, so I can call him/her by the perfect nickname: Fat.
“You’re Fat.” “You will always be Fat to me.”
I think I’ll start playing FFXIII tomorrow night. I feel like being amazed. But not right now. I just want to lay on my belly and eat crackers.
just three more hours x___x
GOOD LORD.
ERIC HUTCHINSON WILL BE IN VEGAS FOR THREE DAYS?? WOT WOT.
I really want to go and see him sing. omg. His music. omg. omg omg omgomg.
omg i am a mad woman
I could not help, but laugh to myself. Jessica was saved, yet she didn’t win. WHAT A WASTE. COULD HAVE USED IT FOR COLTON DIXON. To be honest, I thought Jessica was going to win. Oh, well.
I will definitely buy his music and not download it illegally. XD Oh, man. This is funny.
I also teared up a little when they sang a tribute to Robin Gibbs. Such a good man… ;__:
OH, LORDY WHAT HAVE I DONE.
I made the soup too spicy. I didn’t think the freaking jalapeno would decide to break free, and let its super spiciness invade. Oh, geebus.
And that smoothie. Oh, gad. Too thick. I also gave my father too much. xD
I hope I won’t mess up the cupcakes today. Bleh.
I should also remind myself to eat dinner. Heh.
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too many finales this week.
there’s glee, american idol, and dancing with the stars (i missed it. oops). ughhh. not to mention my own finale. it ended with shrimp and alex. XD
good news: the soup is delicious. bad news: i forgot to put potatoes in the soup.
WHEN YOU GET ASSIGNED A HOT PATIENT AT CLINICAL
whatshouldwecallnursingschool:
2 step guide to having a beach body!
beautyembrace:
1) Have a body.
2) Take it to the beach!
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omg. i’m on my facebook watching my mother use it from another computer. WHY, THANK YOU, MOTHER. THANK YOU FOR RANDOMLY ANSWERING MY COUSIN. I am currently watching her conversation.
XD
