The one time I go outside to get the mails in my pajama set is the one time all my neighbors decide to come out of hibernation.
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today’s weather was so great. it would’ve been a good day to go on a date.
speaking in a foreign language is sorta forbidden at my mom’s work, so whenever she calls me she first talks in visaya, and then she switches to this weird language limbo of visaya and english, and it’s impossible to understand it.
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[邪魔せんで]
even that stupid game on facebook knows i have no friends
i look like a sack of potatoes
d-dh:
just look at the awesome moth it turns into
That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares
Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.
I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.
It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.
fluffy Dorito.
you can try eat it, but i sure ain’t
(via coffeesponge)
requested by my-divisi0n
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When guy’s backs look like this. (◕‿◕✿)