The one time I go outside to get the mails in my pajama set is the one time all my neighbors decide to come out of hibernation.
today’s weather was so great. it would’ve been a good day to go on a date.
speaking in a foreign language is sorta forbidden at my mom’s work, so whenever she calls me she first talks in visaya, and then she switches to this weird language limbo of visaya and english, and it’s impossible to understand it.
even that stupid game on facebook knows i have no friends
i look like a sack of potatoes
That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares
Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.
I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.
It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.
you can try eat it, but i sure ain’t
requested by my-divisi0n
When guy’s backs look like this. (◕‿◕✿)