You either win.

May 16

The one time I go outside to get the mails in my pajama set is the one time all my neighbors decide to come out of hibernation.

May 10

[video]

today’s weather was so great. it would’ve been a good day to go on a date.

May 09

speaking in a foreign language is sorta forbidden at my mom’s work, so whenever she calls me she first talks in visaya, and then she switches to this weird language limbo of visaya and english, and it’s impossible to understand it.

May 08

[video]

gottacatchemall:

[邪魔せんで]

gottacatchemall:

[邪魔せんで]

even that stupid game on facebook knows i have no friends

even that stupid game on facebook knows i have no friends

May 07

i look like a sack of potatoes

d-dh:

sebastainsmaster:

nintendosuicide:

betsycrocker:

alloftherabbits:

aintnobodysgirlfriend:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:


hashtagsadface:


housewitch:


Jewel Caterpillar


a caterpillar is prettier than me 


just look at the awesome moth it turns into



That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares

Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.

I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees

I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.

It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.

fluffy Dorito.

you can try eat it, but i sure ain’t

d-dh:

sebastainsmaster:

nintendosuicide:

betsycrocker:

alloftherabbits:

aintnobodysgirlfriend:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

hashtagsadface:

housewitch:

Jewel Caterpillar

a caterpillar is prettier than me 

just look at the awesome moth it turns into

image

That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares

Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.

It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.

fluffy Dorito.

you can try eat it, but i sure ain’t

(via coffeesponge)

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[video]

we-make-stars-collide:

When guy’s backs look like this. (◕‿◕✿)

we-make-stars-collide:

When guy’s backs look like this. (◕‿◕✿)