You either win.

May 30

explore-blog:

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson’s brilliant monologue on the most astounding fact about the universe has been adapted into a comic, a fine addition to the best graphic nonfiction.
(↬ It’s Okay To Be Smart)

explore-blog:

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson’s brilliant monologue on the most astounding fact about the universe has been adapted into a comic, a fine addition to the best graphic nonfiction.

( It’s Okay To Be Smart)

(via marvelousmelmo)

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mothernaturenetwork:

Photo of the day: A beluga whale clutches a soccer ball in its mouth on May 30 while playing inside a tank at the Beijing Aquarium. Belugas, or white whales, are sociable and playful creatures, making them popular among aquarium visitors. This threatened species was among the first type of whale to be placed in captivity. However, captive breeding programs have rarely been successful and the recent death of a newborn beluga at the Georgia Aquarium has raised questions about the health of marine animals in captivity.

mothernaturenetwork:

Photo of the day: A beluga whale clutches a soccer ball in its mouth on May 30 while playing inside a tank at the Beijing Aquarium. Belugas, or white whales, are sociable and playful creatures, making them popular among aquarium visitors. This threatened species was among the first type of whale to be placed in captivity. However, captive breeding programs have rarely been successful and the recent death of a newborn beluga at the Georgia Aquarium has raised questions about the health of marine animals in captivity.

MY OWN MOTHER CALLED ME FAT.

She decided to tell all my relatives that I have a fat bottom. WTF, MOTHER. WHY. UGH. THEY HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN ME. They probably think I’m obese.

May 28

(Source: mechanicalize, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

If I ever have/get a child or any other living thing, I want to name it Fatima regardless of gender, so I can call him/her by the perfect nickname: Fat.

“You’re Fat.”
“You will always be Fat to me.”

I think I’ll start playing FFXIII tomorrow night. I feel like being amazed. But not right now. I just want to lay on my belly and eat crackers.

Here’s a picture of Pooh instead of me because I’m so wonderfully disgusting. Pooh is all mine now, too. MWUAHAHAAAA.

Here’s a picture of Pooh instead of me because I’m so wonderfully disgusting. Pooh is all mine now, too. MWUAHAHAAAA.

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

OMG HAHAHAHA.

May 27

uglypeopleproblems:

taken from the tumblrverse

uglypeopleproblems:

taken from the tumblrverse

just three more hours x___x

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